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!recruit 1 PICK ME UP
!recruit 1 PICK ME UP
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 11:41 am
Hello world,
I'm looking for a clan.
Here are the expectations the clan should satisfy:
- the clan shouldn't allow multiclanning (no stupid clan tourists)
- the IQs of the players should be greater than their pings (the better your connection is, the more dumb you can be)
- a certain degree of maturity (average age should be 50+ / I will do exceptions for early-retired men)
- the clan MUST play at least 15-20 PCWs a day (everything else is not acceptable, if you only play 14 or less: fuck off, don't bother)
- every CW I play must be shoutcasted and streamed (I'll check the stream, is the viewer count is below 60 I won't play, because that's a fucking joke)
- I'm available from 3:23-7:12 am GMT, so most PCWs and CWs should be played around that time
- the clan MUST play higher than division 1
- all players should be capable of speaking kurdish or farsi AND be muslim or alevi
- the captain MUST deliver a motivational speech before every CW AND PCW, no being due, no off-the-cuff speeches and I should be personally addressed at length in every speech - overall there should be a sermon atmosphere - I don't mind some elevator music being played in the background, if it makes you feel more comfortable
- the clan shouldn't have more than 4 members (including me)
Here's what I offer:
- me
- best hk market gameplay one has ever seen
- countless urt.info auths
- body fat around 8%
If you feel your clan is up to scratch, pm me here or fuck yourself. Let me make this crystal clear: I will not lower my expectations in any case.
tyvm
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R.I.P. Urban Terror *1998 - †2014
I'm looking for a clan.
Here are the expectations the clan should satisfy:
- the clan shouldn't allow multiclanning (no stupid clan tourists)
- the IQs of the players should be greater than their pings (the better your connection is, the more dumb you can be)
- a certain degree of maturity (average age should be 50+ / I will do exceptions for early-retired men)
- the clan MUST play at least 15-20 PCWs a day (everything else is not acceptable, if you only play 14 or less: fuck off, don't bother)
- every CW I play must be shoutcasted and streamed (I'll check the stream, is the viewer count is below 60 I won't play, because that's a fucking joke)
- I'm available from 3:23-7:12 am GMT, so most PCWs and CWs should be played around that time
- the clan MUST play higher than division 1
- all players should be capable of speaking kurdish or farsi AND be muslim or alevi
- the captain MUST deliver a motivational speech before every CW AND PCW, no being due, no off-the-cuff speeches and I should be personally addressed at length in every speech - overall there should be a sermon atmosphere - I don't mind some elevator music being played in the background, if it makes you feel more comfortable
- the clan shouldn't have more than 4 members (including me)
Here's what I offer:
- me
- best hk market gameplay one has ever seen
- countless urt.info auths
- body fat around 8%
If you feel your clan is up to scratch, pm me here or fuck yourself. Let me make this crystal clear: I will not lower my expectations in any case.
tyvm
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R.I.P. Urban Terror *1998 - †2014
- Boner420
i play bots everyday. nowhere to play that aint 250 ping
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xesya - Donor 1
Re: !recruit 1 I am awesome
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 12:00 pm
Do not forget to mention me. I would like to offer my candidacy too. And i'm not trying to steal your topic as non_fiction.
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KronoZ - Donor 4
Re: !recruit 1 PICK ME UP
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 11:38 am
Thanks for the awesome amount of pms! I'm completly flattered.
I'll start checking them after my pilates and aquatic ballet lessons
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R.I.P. Urban Terror *1998 - †2014
I'll start checking them after my pilates and aquatic ballet lessons
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R.I.P. Urban Terror *1998 - †2014
- Boner420
i play bots everyday. nowhere to play that aint 250 ping
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xesya - Donor 1
Re: !recruit 1 PICK ME UP
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 11:46 am
Ke$ha, eventually we got a decent fan-club.
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KronoZ - Donor 4
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Valb - Newbie
Re: !recruit 1 PICK ME UP
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 2:44 pm
heavy bones mate
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R.I.P. Urban Terror *1998 - †2014
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R.I.P. Urban Terror *1998 - †2014
- Boner420
i play bots everyday. nowhere to play that aint 250 ping
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xesya - Donor 1
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brejnless - Wannabe
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