Hello world,

I'm looking for a clan.

Here are the expectations the clan should satisfy:

- the clan shouldn't allow multiclanning (no stupid clan tourists)

- the IQs of the players should be greater than their pings (the better your connection is, the more dumb you can be)

- a certain degree of maturity (average age should be 50+ / I will do exceptions for early-retired men)

- the clan MUST play at least 15-20 PCWs a day (everything else is not acceptable, if you only play 14 or less: fuck off, don't bother)

- every CW I play must be shoutcasted and streamed (I'll check the stream, is the viewer count is below 60 I won't play, because that's a fucking joke)

- I'm available from 3:23-7:12 am GMT, so most PCWs and CWs should be played around that time

- the clan MUST play higher than division 1

- all players should be capable of speaking kurdish or farsi AND be muslim or alevi

- the captain MUST deliver a motivational speech before every CW AND PCW, no being due, no off-the-cuff speeches and I should be personally addressed at length in every speech - overall there should be a sermon atmosphere - I don't mind some elevator music being played in the background, if it makes you feel more comfortable

- the clan shouldn't have more than 4 members (including me)


Here's what I offer:

- me

- best hk market gameplay one has ever seen

- countless urt.info auths

- body fat around 8%


If you feel your clan is up to scratch, pm me here or fuck yourself. Let me make this crystal clear: I will not lower my expectations in any case.

tyvm
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R.I.P. Urban Terror *1998 - †2014

- Boner420

i play bots everyday. nowhere to play that aint 250 ping

Do not forget to mention me. I would like to offer my candidacy too. And i'm not trying to steal your topic as non_fiction.
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Thanks for the awesome amount of pms! I'm completly flattered.

I'll start checking them after my pilates and aquatic ballet lessons
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R.I.P. Urban Terror *1998 - †2014

- Boner420

i play bots everyday. nowhere to play that aint 250 ping

Ke$ha, eventually we got a decent fan-club.
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- xesya

- body fat around 8%

lies

heavy bones mate
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R.I.P. Urban Terror *1998 - †2014

- Boner420

i play bots everyday. nowhere to play that aint 250 ping

8% body fat
100% kebab

xesya pls